woke up laughing, again…
this time i had been dreaming about a paint-ball war with tom bellomo!
he & i had cooked up this idea about getting some paint-ball guns, and storming my workplace shooting everybody - a great practical joke idea (tho we worked at a different place).
i decided to pre-empt the plan a bit, & snuck out later that day, and bought a couple of paint-ball pistols. then i went to tom’s workplace & buzzed the floor manager (it was something like a wholesale company up on an upper floor, where i had to go up the stairs & wait at a locked gate for the employee to come to me - no admittance to non-employees). tom had planned on being gone that day on some little trip, but i thot i wud give it a try just in case - & sure enuf, turned out his trip had been cancelled & he was there.
as soon as he came to the door, i blasted him with the paint-ball gun! we had a good laugh, & decided to go thru with our plan rite then & there.
so, the 2 of us went to my workplace (about 35 or 40 ppl at their desks in a big open room, with the owner in a glassed in office off to one side). we had gotten the idea on the way to add knit ski masks to our outfits. as soon as we burst in & started shooting, i got the inspiration to go after the owner - tho i wasn’t sure what his reaction would be. i rushed into his office & peppered him with paintballs! he ended up rolling on the floor hollering!
before he could object too much, it came to me how to forestall his possible angry reaction - i whipped off my mask & handed it to him with the gun, saying “quick! go out there & shoot everybody!” tom had followed me into the office, so, he too stuck his gun into the owner’s other hand & said “here - use both hands!”
we were all laughing together when, i woke up.
