Paint-ball attack with Tom

woke up laughing, again…

this time i had been dreaming about a paint-ball war with tom bellomo!  

he & i had cooked up this idea about getting some paint-ball guns, and storming my workplace shooting everybody - a great practical joke idea (tho we worked at a different place).

i decided to pre-empt the plan a bit, & snuck out later that day, and bought a couple of paint-ball pistols.  then i went to tom’s workplace & buzzed the floor manager (it was something like a wholesale company up on an upper floor, where i had to go up the stairs & wait at a locked gate for the employee to come to me - no admittance to non-employees).  tom had planned on being gone that day on some little trip, but i thot i wud give it a try just in case - & sure enuf, turned out his trip had been cancelled & he was there.  

as soon as he came to the door, i blasted him with the paint-ball gun!  we had a good laugh, & decided to go thru with our plan rite then & there.

so, the 2 of us went to my workplace (about 35 or 40 ppl at their desks in a big open room, with the owner in a glassed in office off to one side).  we had gotten the idea on the way to add knit ski masks to our outfits.   as soon as we burst in & started shooting, i got the inspiration to go after the owner - tho i wasn’t sure what his reaction would be.  i rushed into his office & peppered him with paintballs! he ended up rolling on the floor hollering!  

before he could object too much, it came to me how to forestall his possible angry reaction - i whipped off my mask & handed it to him with the gun, saying “quick! go out there & shoot everybody!”  tom had followed me into the office, so, he too stuck his gun into the owner’s other hand & said “here - use both hands!”

we were all laughing together when, i woke up.